It’s easy! This man, who either is or isn’t that princess lady’s dad, either is or isn’t in these pictures, and it either is or isn’t part of a conspiracy that has been either confirmed or debunked!! It’s all right there!

I am a 1982 Ford Taurus!!! But yes, we did have a Taurus wagon, creeping everyone out waving at them from the ludicrous trunk seats.

I repeat, I thought that Ford canceled production of this model!

Woulda been weird if he’d written it after his death!

Or try my approach!

I thought Ford just canned Tauruses...

Those cowbells.....

Makes me want to re-read the His Dark Materials trilogy. Such a love-song to the cold.

I tried so hard to understand this. I read all of the words (Twice!). It’s not working... I guess that’s okay?

You cut me to the core!

I’m not so sure... The guy who made it seems pretty legit.

I found this weird conspiracy video about Mr. Stamos:

YOU ARE MY HERO

I’ll keep it simple: I’m an educator who moves between many rooms throughout the day. I’m also a human who needs water to stay alive, so I carry my water bottle around the building with me... There probably isn’t a room in the building I haven’t forgotten my bottle in. Should I have a gun?

You wrote Scott Pruit, but I read “Scott Pilgrim...” Can someone please make a crossover of what that would look like?!

Blimey!

It’s pure Champagne... er, Sake.

I assumed someone would make an Isle of Dogs reference, and that they’d do it better than I could... that’s on me.

Why does this just end! You weren’t done! I want to read moooore!

Kodachi Tendo!!!!!!!!!!! (Proof that it’s about 30 years old)