Get it while you still can!!

Yes, yes; fair point. “Let” insofar as I’m not whining about it the whole time, and on the big TV. Sorry, Mrs. Poehler.

Yay! More TV to respectfully let my wife watch while I not-so-subtly cover my ears and run from the room!

I’m Greek, so Siren for the win. Done.

I am always so interested in these Eve stories. I will also never understand them at all, as I will never play the game. Thank you, Kotaku, for letting me live/game vicariously through your reporting.

Ah, this is good news. I missed this at the end of the PS2 cycle, and always regretted it... now I can play it on my Xbox! Sometimes being too lazy to go back and fix a previous error pays dividends in the future.

You know in your hearts that this train stops there:

Where does he rate on the Prompto scale?

Alexander, duh. I am Greek, and he’s just a chill dude in the show. Plus it would be fun to summon an entire army.

I demand that this conversation was completely comprised of all of you just screaming at each other at top volume as the caps imply. There’s no other way to have had it. Hopefully in an airport or some other obscenely public place.

The XBox version is fantastic. The only somewhat interesting choice they made is that you can only play the game paused and in “real-time;” no fast-forward. Somehow, it works well. Makes you more deliberate and deliberative.

We all know that an English accent bumps you up to finalist.

Do I get to look like that handsome bloke?

I like the way you wrote this. You are like that aunt that has seen it all so can just tell it.

Jason, someone told me about a JRPG called something like Shuriken Deux. Have you heard of a game like that? Do you have an opinion, if you have?

A wild pork belly appeared!

You=topical

Such whimsy!!

I like this. I do! My only question is whether it becomes offensive when new Barret says things like this:

My wife and kids were out of town last weekend, and I was trying to think of what to blast on the home theater, since I really only watch tv or game after they’re asleep (so I can’t play things loud enough to really take advantage of the surround sound).