I am so sorry... I read the heading 4x (not once, twice, or thrice), and all times saw “Fantastic Contraception.”

Sadly, it parallels the irrational anger seen in the Trump campaign (probably the supporters, more than the man)... People with anger but no proper outlet to channel it.

I guess I have a new nickname! I shamelessly did this in the last game and Valkyria Chronicles to lose no characters. I had fun, and recommend both games, so I don’t hate myself for it.

Patricia, what’s NSFW here? I’m joking, I know it’s the used car salesman outfit.

Yes... I also only thought of this because I have kids (with this part behind me).

I’m sure all of the cost is up front on this...

Poor Jeff... they made soup out of his research turtles .

Lawnmower Man 1 is so goofy and outdated and lovable. Lawnmower Man 2 is the sort of thing you have to watch over and over again in purgatory for 5000 years to atone for your internet viewing habits.... It’s that good.

Lawnmower Man 2 is the best movie ever made. It may not have been the 80s, but it was way more 80s than Lawnmower Man 1...

They have those annoying mustaches on sticks that people like to use at wedding photo-booths. Will you make some goatees on sticks so people can use those, too?

Sure! (with a goatee)

Ya, I’m pretty sure Jesus was a man... not as good an example of neutral semantics, but thanks for trying!

Ya, I also use “guys” neutrally, but I’m commenting on the deliberate choice to make gaming explicit inclusive through word-choice, up to and including using “gal” before “guy.”

Thanks for saying “gal or guy.” I notice the small things you guys do to promote gender neutrality, and appreciate it.

Mike, didn’t you embargo your Superbeat Xonic embargo embargo? I thought that until 3.5 weeks after release, you were only officially allowed to state, “There is no Superbeat Xonic, there is only Zuul.” Demerit on your contract, and no Peabody Award for you!

I got the results of the test back... I definitely have breast cancer.

your wife’s new legal name is taargus taargus

Goodness, I loved Outpost so much. Sounds like a modernized version!

Dad, I don’t think I’m going to do hamster-style anymore...

I may be bad... but I feel goood.