This! Mr. Claws and I owe taxes every year. Federal and state. It’s usually under $1000, and yeah it sucks having to come up with a large, unknown amount of money on kinda short notice, but we do it. We write the checks and move on. Because it’s our fair share and we get so much in return. I get insurance from the…

I’m ready to eat the rich.

#PowderedWigs #SilkShoes #Cake #PoorsAreJustJealous

The rubbing our faces in it has to be purposeful. There’s no way an entire administration and everyone tangentially related lacks any semblance of self-awareness, right?

Could someone please warn him not to stick his head into a giant cathedral bell while it’s ringing? Or stick his hand into molten lava? Or, I don’t know, take a bath with a toaster?

Why the hate? That group looking for the ark included some very nice people.

Donny Two Scoops - I’m definitely stealing that for future use. It’s like the most pathetic mafia name ever.

jesus christ well done

“...the beauty that is being taken out of our cities, towns and parks will be greatly missed and never able to be comparably replaced!”

Funny how Trump was quick to condemn Barcelona as Terror and didn’t decide to blame the people in the way of the van for their deaths.

“I want to make it perfectly clear that my company said nothing negative about the Dear Leader. My employees did not speak out in opposition to the Führer. Gaddafi would have looked fabulous in our products.”

I’m going to guess they’re going to trot out Mitch McConnell to say

Does anybody have context? I feel like there’s a lot missing. All I get is that somebody climbed aboard a home made submarine and the person who made the submarine then sunk it. Why?

Full-time eclipse marketing and events consultant? There’s a niche.

This should’ve been called “Lone Survivor: Joy Behar”

I can’t believe that he made an apology that was just as offensive as his initial email. I think that we just found Trump’s next Communications Director.

Classic locker room talk.

Somebody to Love or Crazy Little Thing Called Love are much more fun. Bohemian Rhapsody is an invitation for people to act out Wayne’s World.

Meh. I can honestly say I’ve heard all these songs over the last 6 weddings I’ve attended. Play what people have fun with and that’s alright by me. I’d probably be pretty pissed if that was a playlist for a road-trip or had to listen to during a traffic jam, but a wedding attendance of multi-generations and…