This is going to make me sound like an old - but why do people bother going to movies anymore, especially rehashed stuff like King Arthur? All the best original stuff is on TV at the moment (Handmaid’s Tale, American Gods, new season of Master of None, etc.). I get why some films shine on a big screen (the last one…

His crime films do well here in the UK.

I fully expect them to cancel press briefings soon, as everything this administration has done has been unpresidented.

The fact that Spicey didn’t take the opportunity his Naval Reserve duty afforded him to leap over the rail into the cold, wet embrace of the grey and icy sea shows that he wants to be here. He wants this ghastly simulacrum of a “job.” The job where he was literally hiding in a bush rather than face performing his…

“Spicer went on to assuage peoples fears by confirming that the only recording devices in the Oval Office are Russian ones.”

Jared Kushner will be frustrated. He had “fixing the opioid epidemic” on his to-do list for Wednesday afternoon (between “defeat ISIS” at 11:30 AM and “renegotiate NAFTA” by 1:15 PM.) now he’ll have to find something else to do for that hour and a half.

My heart can never be black enough to hate puppies.

Is it possible that Ted Cruz is not a great constitutional scholar or master debater...?

Boy, first we find out Paul Ryan isn’t a policy expert and now this. My faith in the party of Lincoln is starting to waver, guys...

That’s not how any of this works....

hire three recruiters

Hire three recruiters is what got me. That’s gotta be the most “let them eat cake” thing that an actual person has ever actually said.

She advises women to be authentic in the workplace while refraining from oversharing, to negotiate salaries, and to use periods of unemployment to reflect on their goals. (She also recommends that you hire three recruiters to secure a new position.)

The Prius appeals to and is marketed to the self righteous crowd.

shiplap is soon to be (if not already) the new paneling that people will be ripping out and dry walling in the next 5-10 years...

It doesn’t surprise me that he would respond this way. He’s seems incredibly immature just looking at his interaction with Jo on the show. He is, along with the overwhelming amount of fucking shiplap she uses for every remodel, the reason I don’t watch the show. She’s fine on her own. He’s an overgrown infant…

He looks like Angela Merkel’s slightly wilder sister.

“What if Commander Riker were a 90s tv mom?”

Thank fuck it’s not just me! My first thought was “Wait, is that a recent photo?” followed immediately by “What the fuck is wrong with his head?”

It’s mid-60s female early retiree now helping out at the local library on Wednesday afternoons.

Based on that pic I will refer to him as Clairol Shag Mullett and nothing else.