I’m sure they’ll spin it into something fabulous!

A three-hour tour.

I know, right? I feel sort of bad for them, but then again...$4,000 for a weekend. Did that include airfare? If not, all pity is gone. This is tropical Burning Man.

• The Daily Beast identified New Hampshire state representative Robert Fisher (R) as the likely individual behind Reddit’s “Red Pill” forum, a breeding ground for misogynists. Among other musings, Fisher wrote: “I’m going to say it—Rape isn’t an absolute bad, because the rapist I think probably likes it a lot.”

EXPLAIN WISCONSIN, YOU FUCK NUGGET!

This is​ the greatest GIF in the history of giffing.

Now that Chaffetz is retiring, perhaps he’ll spend the next 16 months doing his actual job, at long last.

From TNR:

“But I kept wishing that, unlike the book, the entire film was told from Lacks’s perspective and set mostly in the ’40s and ’50s.”

But what about people like me who actually do things away from home with their pets?

This comment is beyond stupid. How would I take my dog hiking or other activities that enrich his life? This is fine if you have a small shitty dog that is useless and basically just a stuffed teddy bear, but never taking your large working class dog anywhere is pretty much torture for him. I’m guessing you’ve never…

I think he will probably just jump into conservative talk radio. They clearly have no issues with pill popping sexual assaulters.

efforting!

Please let this happen. Bill needs to take his falafel and loofa and go the fuck away for good.

This would be an excellent SNL skit.

It’s only bad when a Democrat does it.

I am laughing way too hard at this. I may be having a mental breakdown but hey, yay for laughing, amiright?

Jones may have just opened himself up to defamation/slander charges in the Comet Ping-Pong case, too. He “apologized” right before the deadline to do so under Texas’ defamation laws and claimed he had been misinformed, but if he’s forced to admit under oath that he knew there was high likelihood of this being bullshit…

He later kissed a baby, signed it, then threw it into the crowd, mistaking the gasps of shock as applause.

I think there’s a difference here between Alex Jones and say, Roman Polanski (and this isn’t a commentary on whether I think we can separate the art from the man in that instance, just where the difference lies). Roman Polanski (or Woody Allen, or Mel Gibson, or hell, Chris Brown or Bill Cosby) made a thing that’s…