Donald Trump: Less popular than Black men committing property crimes.

“The Blacks” being a white family that donates to Trump’s charity / slush fund.

I felt it was an above average SNL.

The Family Feud sketch and the Sinkhole Breaking News sketch both killed.

She asked me what “internet” I was on, and I told her it was Jez. She said, “I will be Jezebel’s grandmother tonight.” lol she’s the best <3

It’s funny I saw my ex-husband last Saturday at a memorial for the friend that introduced us. I haven’t seen my ex in 15 years. I’ve done so much cool amazing stuff post-divorce. I have grown into myself. I’m now in graduate school for a 2nd career after having a successful 1st career.

We have a new puppy! I only had to do an 8 hour round trip in the car with my kids and my wee dog to pick her up. And we really didn’t know for sure that she’d be there (the SPCAs in this area are notoriously bad at updating their sites). But we got there before opening and we fell in love and took her home.

Ahhh omg congrats! Smaller just means less to clean. So exciting!

#literallyallofthem

I remember Dusty Rose specifically as an incredibly popular decorating colour in the ‘80s.

I have only one request for a car “for ladies”-- a place to put my fucking purse that’s not the passengers seat! How hard is that?

Oh so that’s what happened when they left the attic.

That fucking magazine shoot made me so mad. Like, fine, you fell in love. It sucks but sometimes you can’t help your feelings. But those photos were just cruel. Fuck them both.

ACCURATE. The invisibility of female middle age has its perks— so much less catcalling— but sometimes getting served at the deli can be a real bitch.

This is so true. As a woman of that age, I have been surprised how liberating I personally find it, but I've always been a person more comfortable

this is very very accurate.

Pence is so damn generic looking. He looks like the stock photo of "Republican Politician" someone googled to put on a powerpoint.

If it had been Selina Meyer, Gary would have been all over this.

Just an observation I’ve made as I’ve gotten older, to certain types of men women over a certain age are pretty much invisible. Ryan seems like exactly that type of guy.

‘Don’t swim at dusk or early morning’. Or at all. I grew up in Florida, and cannot for the life of me understand why anyone wants to swim in its soupy, bath-warm lakes. Go to the beach, get attacked by a shark like a normal person.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.