That’s very reasonable. That’s why I don’t let mine smoke.

Ha, I love a good Western. But I wouldn’t say those ultimate masculine historical fantasies reflect history.

I am shocked, shocked to find that there is popery going on in this establishment!

Nothing will ever be better than that sorority girl and her (admit it) spot-on analysis of her housemates’ social deficiencies and sage advice with respect to the amelioration of the same.

I’m sorry but this must be said:

Sometimes I like to imagine that he is just dying for someone to give him an easy out. Half the time I really do think he thought this would be a good publicity stunt and then he just kept winning and things got out of control.

*sigh*

The announcers are hilarious. When I watch I’m usually tuning them out because I’m hyper-focused on watching the badass competitors, but every once in a while one of them (typically Akbar) gets super excited and shouts some weird phrase (which probably would make sense if I was paying attention to them) and I’m…

Prince Harry marrying Kerry Washington despite Barack Obama being concerned about their dangerous boat wedding.

Also, that creature feature is all wrong. Here is what they should’ve shown:

People who text questions that could be googled are the worst.

I am worried my fiance wouldn’t be able to pay the household bills....without my much higher income.

I always reassure myself by thinking “No one is even paying attention to you. No one cares what you look like.” Then I see something like this.

On Monday I will be 53. I have an appointment for a goal-setting fitness regime with an incredibly hot and ripped instructor. I make that lady in the photo look like an Olympic diving champion. I’m going anyway. I fucking don’t care anymore. I want to get healthy. Please keep living your life like a diving champion.…

This woman just kept A LOT of women who were insecure about their bodies from setting foot in a gym. She has been valued for her looks for so long, she probably has no idea that she made real someone’s worst nightmare. Exercising in public when you have body image issues is hard enough. Thanks for making it so much…

Kris Jenner's outfit = Blanche Devereaux's bedroom. That earns it an A+

In a blog post, he blamed the attack on ISIS. “Of course there has been a knee-jerk call for more gun control. (The New York Daily News’ headline the day after the shooting was “THANKS, NRA”). Some gay-rights activists are blaming the “Christian Right.” Planned Parenthood blames “toxic masculinity” (whatever that…

But that is the perfect outfit for cycling through the palace of Versailles.

*Should HAVE been you, terriblehuman

I just recently did an upgrade like this. I had a custom built PC that I rarely ever maxed out in power and didn’t really game on so I sold it and revamped my deskspace focusing on my MBP as my main computer. Got a new desk, new display, new speakers, backlighting, and spent hours making it wire-free. Quite satisfied…