I would have been out of my mind if this happened in my suburban, lily white high school.

I’m a Scully in the streets and Mulder in the sheets.

god fucking bless you, Madeleine.

That is the precise thing that makes it terrible. Giving Darth Vader a core of pure goodness was an unforgivably stupid narrative choice.

I can’t remember his whole spiel, because my brain was filled with the enraged screams of my primal warrior ancestors and I was battling to keep a pleasant expression on my face.

I just imagined Tom Selleck joyfully following a lady-bug around and it makes me so happy.

No. We must go full ‘80s.

(and sure, why not, throw in Rickie Fowler)

Apparently they were filming nearby and some of the kids put a ‘Who you gonna call?’ sign up in their window.

This poor girl :( Seeing this girl broke my heart this morning. As someone who’s spent some time in a children’s hospital with a sick kid I can say that visits like these from anyone, from friends, family, athletes, celebrities, really is a beautiful gesture. We got to watch the most recent Teenage Mutant Ninja Movie…

I feel like we time traveled back to 1989 to watch Rob Lowe manhandle this bird.

Interesting article! As a person who struggles with weight, I have noticed that most of the thin people I know think about both exercise and food in feel-good terms. I have mainly regarded both with guilt and fear for most of my life. Working to change my perspective has really helped my motivation. When I run in the…

I kept scrolling and it wouldn’t stop. Thought maybe I was dead and in purgatory.

Hamm Sandy is the best relationship name ever

It’s funny how the conservatives are all about “states’ rights” until they don’t like the law the state made. Then all of a sudden they’re all about the “constitution.”

Fake Detective

I want to watch a buddy cop show about her and Rachel Dolezal. Rach is the tough, take-no-shit, blackface cop. She doesn’t need a gun or badge; she’s got her bow and arrow and her race card. Belle is the freewheeling hippie cop with a tragic secret: she’s dying of fake-ass cancer. Together, they must team up to fight…

My best friend had stage three lymphoma and had to do chemo. One of his idiot friends tried to tell him to quit chemo and drink apple cider vinegar all day instead. I wanted to kill that fucking moron just for being so stupid. BTW the chemo worked and he’s been cancer-free for five years now.

I don’t think “Checking for sleeping kittehs inside the wings” is covered in any manual or checklist...

now that we’ve identified her, everyone go find her and tell her to RUN before miscavige gets to her. SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE KATIE HOMES. YOU IN DANGER GIRL