This is a fantastic wedding shit show story. If I was you, I would stop strangers on the street and tell them this story. It’s that good.

That’s actually my problem with sales, which I’m currently in. We are constantly pushed to close, close, close. Make them have fear and doubt, and need what you’re selling.

I don’t do that. I won’t, I’m not programmed for it. I won’t convince someone they need something they don’t.

Needless to say, I’m not very…

I’m 56 and cannot understand why younger generations AREN’T as angry. Give it time. It grinds you down - even with the battles won, the shit is still there.

Key West.

No there wasn’t. There was a pair of photographs of Steve Buscemi - one taken on Monday and the other on Thursday.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

I for real saw that picture of Cameron Diaz quickly out of the corner of my eye and thought Bruce is really looking good.

No one gives a fuck what you do or don’t consider scandalous.

*Poseur. (Nerd!)

Get money and save obsessively.

This is terrific! Loved it.

That's blackface.

Generally speaking, when in close proximity to a microphone, it’s best to keep your inner voice an inner voice.

That series irritated me so much I actually made a plugin to block it: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detai…

So it garnered about as much interest as “500 Days of Kristin”?

Yes to adopting an older cat! I refer to older cats as retired. If you want a chill cat, just adopt a retired old lady cat who naps all day. All they want is peace and quiet, and a nice sunny blanket to sleep on (preferably a window seat).

I'll say what everyone, including my big-swinging-dick-self, is thinking:

Another vote for an older cat! They've already settled into their personality, so no surprises.

Also, consider adopting an older animal! I got a senior cat from a friend and she's the best pal I could ever ask for. Trained, calm, and just wants to be on your lap/against your side the entire time. I lucked out because she's really healthy *knock on wood* and still quite active/vocal/responsive, but having her has…