Junior editor here. I feel like the title of this article is a little long. Maybe just: Do not fuck with Chris Christie when he’s trying to eat

Read the entire New Yorker article if you can. Soooo entertaining. The parentheticals are hysterical. I know they were probably necessary, but they come off as extremely dry humor.

You said butt fuck….

A friend of mine once said, "A bad Spielberg movie is still a pretty good movie." I tend to agree.

They imply they can feel the effects of it. So she can just tell when it's gone.