He’s saying that Depp is smearing her in the press to get away from abuse allegations. Where are you getting the other side?

I love it when guys defend other guys by talking about *their* own friendship as evidence for why the guy must not have beaten his female partner. It’s like white guys saying “my white friend has always been great to me, there’s no way he’s racist!!”

So she said “11 or 11:30" would be her ideal time slot. Fox Sports Live airs from 11-11:30. Seems like there is a perfectly reasonable way to accommodate both programs without O’Toole accusing Nolan of aiming to take his job and starve his kids based on a passing reference to an ideal time slot.

Hey Dan O’Toole, I didn’t realize that you thought television was a charitable industry in which programming decisions were made based on whether or not someone has children. Would you mind not being such an asshole in the face of someone else’s ambition and success? Thanks!

A fresh lawsuit from T.J. Maxx, funded by Peter Thiel, should be filed momentarily.

It will surprise no one that curmudgeonly Boston hockey writer Kevin Paul Dupont still regularly writes articles shitting on Thornton. I’m happy for Joe, he’s been at this a long time and has been really excellent in this year’s playoffs.

Christie conditionally vetoed a similar bill in November 2015, saying he’d rather focus on making it easier for domestic violence victims to get guns of their own.

It has a certain Meghan Trainor-esque je ne sais blah.

Sorry to be a downer, but that show and this video are pure child exploitation and I think it’s really sad that Jezebel encourages it.

Nerd Rage usually makes me chuckle a bit but this one had me all-out laughing. Probably the best take on the fire/fighting thing I’ve seen.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

OK, now that is totally acceptable. And hilarious. If I had a husband, I could only hope he would do the same to me.

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

the federal govt has the power to tax, but does not have the power to compel people to buy a product to simply exist since the start of our country

If you’ve somehow navigated the gaming landscape without ever learning what Gamergate is, A) I’m super-jealous and B) I recommend you never try to find out.

If you’re truly a lifelong Caps fan, why are you commenting here instead of being dead from having shoved a pencil through your neck years ago?

Yeah, it’s like when people bitch about not fixing bugs instead when some new weapon or character skin is released in a game. I’m pretty sure you don’t want the modellers and texture artists working on your bugs.

This is a bunch of horseshit.

My face is going to age gracefully like a well-worn baseball glove. Like Robert Redford. I’m pretty sure he’d drink Bay Rum before putting any of this nonsense on his face.

Twenty-something white girls living in big cities are literally how non-profits survive.