Except that literally doesn't work on over half the enemies in the game. Sounds like you gave up before you learned to play.

Maybe you should’ve learned how to play the game.

“And while I hate the Patriots and enjoy watching them suffer, it’s fucking INSANE that the NFL never restored the pick.”

I can’t go along with using the Game 7 record as a mark against Boudreau. As you say he’s generally had very good success there. Game 7s are often more about luck (or unlucky breaks as witnessed in the clip above) than coaching acumen.

See, this is the problem with defending Deadspin writers. Half the time I end up burping them.

“GLORY BOY trying to show up his pitcher by throwing it that fast! If Jonathan Papelbon was on his team, he’d light him up and show him the Right Way!”

“Look at this guy showing off, showing up the game. We used to hit the cutoff man or two bounce that to home plate in my day!”

It’s “hear, hear” ya jabroni.

I disagree. They have a moral responsibility to do something decent with their God-given blessing of a solid head of hair. Otherwise they’re throwing it in our face, while also looking like assholes.

You dont really know what youre talking about, do you, pal?

So Bejeweled Clones are now called Candy Crush Clones. King has won. Evil has triumphed over good.

It is the same thing EA did to us with SimCity.

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

I’m going to be serious and say that this is just all around an improvement.

So now men can’t even rape when they’ve spent the time and money to get advanced degrees and become professors?

Not that I was able to block this out, but now I can’t even try? Bullshit.

If it keeps me from having to see a replay of a leg bending the wrong way, it’s a good rule.

There’s nothing to gain by being outed as the “bad guy” who doesn’t want his workplace to be daycare. Especially when it’s pretty likely that LaRoche is the kind of bible thumper who would take to Twitter and say things like you’re anti-family and hate Jesus.

This is on Jezebel because there’s no reason it shouldn’t be.