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Yankton, née Spacemonkey Mafia
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The internet has fashioned such a bizarre exquisite corpse from our pop culture.

Firstly, we don’t know what shape this will ultimately take, so we don’t know if it will be poorly implemented or not. I highly doubt the narrative flavor of individual species will be eradicated in the name of some vague sense of parity.

Alignments work if you limit yourself to a Star Wars level of character depth and scope.

I never knew the art direction had supporters. I thought we all enjoyed it despite the lackluster visual style.

This is interesting. It’s one of D&D’s last real structural holdouts from its Tolkien roots that some creatures are all just literally created evil.

I enjoyed Ritual of the Night a whole bunch, but visually, it was muddy and uninspired. These 8-bit spin-offs (or at least the first one) are much more slight game play experiences but have a visual distinction and charm the bigger game just didn’t.

It may actually yield a satisfying conclusion.

Like watching a splatter of oatmeal dripping down a beige-colored wall.

I would play Deathloop in a hot minute if it actually looked like the Saul Bass cut scenes and not a standard, dull-ass first person shooter.

Yeah, the best thing about that episode is it really let you feel how frightening a single AT-ST would be if you’re just a bunch of piddly ground troops.

All that and she directed the Seven Samurai episode of The Mandalorian. Not bad, BDH, not bad!

Awesome

The idea that anyone would be upset by this is absurd to me. It’s a delayed announcement, for the love of god. One of the many myopic asswipes complaining about this on PlayStation’s twitter feed proclaimed that Microsoft would never do such a thing and is only buying XBox from now on. Which is both a hilarious idea

If you have any income to spare, funneling some of the money your gop-loving company pays you towards black-led organizations providing bail, resources, advocacy, and community rebuilding would be a swell thing to do.

This is definitely the most tasteful branded console I’ve ever seen.

Dishonored 2 was a triumph of level design and I don’t think it gets nearly enough credit for how wonderfully inventive it was.

Not high enough, but you made my day with a Dishonored 2 reference.

Absolutely. He has no ethos. Just money and his dumbass aristocratic whims.

It would just be so much better if Musk would funnel all of the energy spent on voicing his terrible, idiot beliefs into his true calling; replacing one of his fingers with a cybernetic vape pen.

This is only a good idea if they handle this like the scene from Adventures of Baron Munchausen where he’s trapped inside the whale. The Mandalorian finds all of Jabba’s swallowed guards and Boba Fett sitting in the wreckage of a skiff, glumly playing Sabbac while one of them plays sad, atonal sand shanties on a