If it’s any consolation, I don’t watch football at all, and still do everything I can to dodge playing trains with my son who I love more than life itself like a... football man who doesn’t want to get hit while holding the football(?)

Oh, we’re much further than halfway.

I recently went to my daughter’s school concert and one of the classes performed this song, and I tell you, a bunch of atonal, hyper-enthusiastic third-graders are the only appropriate troubadours for this song.

Tired: Gwyneth Paltrow vagina-scented candles

Wether it means they harness the power of trains or that they’re incredibly proficient at sex, either way, I’ll be playing the Railmaster.

I’m one of those people! And it really is on the strength of his involvement. Obi-wan is a great character and he infused him with sufficient wit and charisma to actually shine through the charisma vacuum of the prequels, and I’d love to see him with a director who may actually understand humans.

Yojimbo is just sitting right there, ya dopes.

Yeah, I do. Their selection almost perfectly overlaps with my interested-in-seeing-this, but-not-seeking-it-out-or-paying-for-it taste in movies. Since I subscribe for the shows and what not, I see the movies as value added.

My favorites remain House Hunters International where the person is looking for a space that perfectly captures that nation’s particular old world aesthetic and rustic, historical charm, but it also has to have an on-site exercise room and Tiny House Hunters where every single location is met with the same astonished,…

How great would a 2000AD anthology show be? Hour-long, each episode anchored by a 1/2 hour Dredd, then a rotating selection of other stories.

Will it be another wizard’s duel between a divine and a profane Epicurean over who controls the province of aesthetics, morality, and sensuality? Then I’m not interested.

I love the illustration.

I think we get far better and more interesting movies when we aren’t being fan serviced, but I have my weaknesses as well.

I guess in a movie that was 90% fan service by volume, some of it will invariably hit. While so much of that movie fell flat for me, something about that scene hit. Dodgy fx, dubious narrative and all. I guess the idea of young Luke and Leia training feels really fun to me, and that small scene managed to elude to the…

This review is a fine salve for a day of disappointing Star Wars news and even more dispiriting impeachment news.

I went into The Lighthouse expecting to love it, and ended up merely liking it. But even if it left me colder than I anticipated, Dafoe and Patterson yelling at each other for two hours in pirate voices is completely great by me.

The best thing about Us was how the explanation was just as strange and obtuse as the mystery. Also, Lupita Nyong’o is just an astonishing actor. 

I love how obnoxious screeds like this are always 50% fantasizing your own oppression because it’s the only way even you can imagine your flaccid, poorly constructed diatribe having any weight.

I hope Donkey Kong finally receives his lifetime achievement award this year.

You just naming another bad guy in the series doesn’t make it “problematic”.