By sheer dint of their number of toppings, Subway remains one of the only places in those long stretches of the Midwest between the cities where my family lives that can provide me something approximately resembling nutrition. Which I need to counteract the dill pickle chips and vanilla Zingers I also tend to get on…

As it pertains to governing our country, I think I’ll take her policy proposals over your Nike slogan.

I’m a big fan of the whole false equivalency thing, but maybe there’s a better comparison between a racist conspiracy theory than a legal investigation that indicted multiple people for crimes?

Even if it’s not Stadia, I think it’s an inevitability that this is direction gaming is heading in. The massive amounts of capital involved much prefer the service over product model and it’s concurrent with trends in how we consume every other piece of media. But gaming will certainly be worse for it, and as long as…

Well then it’s a mighty good thing I’m just some internet rando voicing his frustration in a comment section and not the President of Earth, isn’t it?

Jesus Christ. I’ve seen these videos pop up when my kids are browsing YouTube. I’m starting to think a service that acts as a magnet for abusers, grifters, fascists, and Nazis may not be worth free Peppa Pig and the freedom to rewatch Avengers trailers a couple of times.

The garage-first aesthetic is both so ugly and such a fine encapsulation of our country’s goofball priorities. It’s the car’s house, we’re all just living in it.

I’m tempted to do this, but the extra three bucks we spend to get rid of ads is probably the best spent three dollars ever.

The dumb, small hill I will die on any time Deadpool comes up is it shoulda been Ambush Bug. A.B. did it first and did it better. A meta-character that commented on the absurdity of comic books without the gear shift permanently stuck in 13-year old id.

In conclusion, Tessa Thompson is a national treasure and superhero movies with joie de vivre are such a welcome break from years of grimness as the genre vied for credibility. 

For all the fetishistic undertones of superhero movies, they all manage to present incredibly chaste. So while there isn’t a whole ton of competition, this has to be the sexiest scene from a Marvel movie by miles.

Wow, that’s slated to come out in the next few months!

Yikes. This sounds like Gervais turned Johnen Vasquez’ comic, Wobbly Headed Bob into a show.

No, but especially not when someone is specifically writing a relationship and sexual health advice columnist about how the theft of their sex toys reignited sexual trauma.

Hmm. There’s a lot to unpack there. Allow me a rebuttal: yes it is.

*bushido

Paglia’s unrelated nonsense aside, that totally checks out. It’s a big romantic landscape scene, at essence. Lava being a part of the duel was the one thing any of us knew about the scene since, possibly in utero, depending on when we were born, but the way it acts as a visual manifestation of their anger is…

A prototype suit would be neat, but I think there’s something to be said for the immutable identity of Darth Vader.

It wasn’t the concept, which is perfectly fine, it was more how the momentum drained leading up to it. I understand there had to be a final moment of reflection and dialog between the two before the burnening, I just thought it was a little stilted. But yeah, my criticism is academic, since as I rule I’m down with any…

I place it around Jedi as well; it wavers depending on mood. But it’s certainly the one prequel movie I’ll round up to being a good movie.