He’s got the touch. He’s got the power.

My only method of self-control is restricting access.

It pains me how much it galls me that Deadpool is the household name (not all households) when Ambush Bug did it first and better.

They now officially are! Begrudgingly, I imagine, given how much it must cost to shut that operation down and start it up again.

For real. That guy’s ponderous blockhead is a boon to character designers and they go with this?

My wife walks to work at the U. She did it this morning and was fine, except an under-insulated length of leg that was burning by the time she got to the office. Tomorrow she’s debating taking a vacation day since it’s going to be so much worse.

This is a minor crime in light of the movie’s multiple infractions, but making young Lovecraft a bog-standard Tim Burton/Charles Addams-styled goth moppet is another good example of this project’s creative bankruptcy.

Yeah, William got cocky with that one.

Available in regular, -a, and -aga sizes.

I think this may be the purest, uncut Wes Anderson movie scene he’s ever made.

Between Lussier being sincerely vexed by Target’s selection of Star Wars toys one year and his hand-clapping delight at anything he can describe as “now canon!” I’ve long since abstained from reading any of his reviews. I’m sure he’s a perfectly swell fellow, but there’s a golly gee whiz air to his writing that…

The Academy really needs to introduce the category for Oscar for the Oscar you should have gotten.

Oh, man. This is a good reminder though that Trump really fucking sucks.

I think it’s ridiculous, but that’s a big reason why I love whatever weird-ass Rocky & Bullwinkle evil scientist voice Hardy’s doing with Bane. Shit, it’s still a comic book movie. Get weird with it.

This looks terrible, but lord, it looks like my kind of terrible. I’m all for Gyllenhaal’s recent dedication to playing hammy, weird-ass caricatures.

The remake will be pg-13, and the titular ladder is now a literal, booby-trapped ladder Jacob must climb to save his son.

Just as long as they don’t try and ignore the fact that he once transformed into a mare to seduce the magical stallion of a jotun architect, and in doing so gave birth to Sleipnir, Odin’s eight-legged steed, I’m okay.

The Jedi both planned and fought in a war wearing layers of flowing material. Princess Leia and Mon Mothma commanded Death Star attacks in pristine white gowns. People are running all over the damn place in Star Wars world in dresses. Of all the weird-ass corners people are poking in to get mad about Last Jedi, this…

It’s a bummer, for sure.

I’m speaking specifically of Great British Bake Off, but yes, in general Ayode is best.