Have we considered the firetucks are depressed? Does NYC not provide adequate mental health resources to it’s firetrucks? Absolutely shameful for the city to not address this issue.

So, you’re saying some women prefer a smaller size? Good to know...

If the issues they had with the Bolt continue, Blazer is the perfect name for this.

We can’t have this kind of writing from Jalopnik. We need spelling mistakes, syntax goofs! We don’t understand these kinds of well written, interesting stories. Pointless, is what we like. Dull, even better!

https://www.theautopian.com/car-news/welcome-to-the-autopian-the-ultimate-car-website-for-the-people/

OR, how awesome would Crosstrek STI be.  Small fast and decent off the paved road.  Not a trail crawler but good on a bad road.

LOL.  fuck you musky and your cult.

Man it’s such a shame that Tesla is going to be broke now that Biden doesn’t give two fucks about Elon. Because why else would the savior of humanity be so focused on what a damp sock puppet president be doing, to paraphrase EV Jesus. Evesus if you will.

“Man, tell Elon he doing too much.”

so is Mustang Cobra

Bronco Raptor is a bizarre name. It sounds like a horror movie where someone experiments with animals to create a monster.

Ribbed for pleasure!

call me racist, but I rather own Suzuki Jimny 5 doors made by them rather made by Suzuki Maruti India

How did they combine two cars that, separately, look nothing like AMC Pacers into one car that vaguely resembles an AMC Pacer???

They probably won’t, but please tell me they are setting it in DC.

There’s an Optima rolling around Vancouver (Washington, not BC) with Audi badges. Story is the girl’s parents said they were buying her a Kia for her 16th birthday, and she said she wouldn’t be caught dead in a Kia and that she wanted an Audi. So they put Audi logos on the Optima, and she happily drives her “Audi”…

CARdiolopnik. I bet it just links back to here.

Nope. Real name. I worked at the shop that originally took on this "wonderful" job. That's the name that was on all the checks he wrote. unfortunately my boss bit off more than he could chew working for this guy. If I ever come across his original plans for this car I will pos them here. I can tell you we…

Back in the day my friend sold Isuzu trucks. Back in the day we would switch the flip the XS logo so that it said SX. We thought it was hilarious, back in the day.