Sent to me by Sean Spicer.

I’d like a gif of the ref pulling out the yellow please.

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

I am so excited for this to lead to scintillating conversations with my friends about their recent sports gambling exploits. Thankfully that will lead into a quick side conversation around their fantasy football team, and finally we can discuss a bar they went to last weekend that is one of their favorites and has a…

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

I do not envy these people. It’s raw and sensitve as hell and no matter what choice they make it’ll be the wrong one to a number of people.

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

“I just walked by a grocery store with a sign in the window saying they would be open until 6:30 p.m. on Christmas.”

This Kinja sounds really smart if you don’t think about it for more than 10 seconds

Not sure what it is about McCaffrey but he sure has grit, wouldn’t expect such a selfish decision out of a high motor guy like that.

WHO WANTS TO FEDEX MOTUMBO

Not “hot” so much as “supremely stupid,” in my opinion.

This is bullshit. It should be SPORTSMAN of the Year!

I dunno, this kind of makes me like Jeff George more than I did.