What Billy won’t say: Pulisic is better than Messi.

Breaking: Guy in line to own newspaper also in line to run newspaper.

Hamilton is just salty that no major media outlet will hire him. He blames nepotism and privilege when the real reason is he simply sucks at his craft.

No, I mean literally. Props to Bauer are what got him in this mess.

Now, before we all get emotional and jump to conclusions we don’t know, can’t we all just take a breath, center ourselves, and just blame Tom Brady for it?

Q: Can you describe the scene in Bristol when Schilling was fired from ESPN?

Joy is such a disgusting emotion

Admittedly I’m not much of a soccer guy but the use of foreign born players on National Teams always struck me as odd too and all I can see from the linked article is that the justification that makes her opinion so stupid is “But it’s always been this way”.

Why are you being such a dick about this? She just wants to shut down using dual nationals until she can figure out what’s going on.

Don’t real journalists edit out the “ums” and “uhs” of their interview subjects?

A very reasonable argument.

Money doesn’t fix stupid. Sorry :/

I’m not trying to win the favor of a hack writer on a failing blog either, I just like laughing at stupid people. Dude, I’m fuckin being paid right now, they think I’m working, but I’m sitting here legitimately feeling superior to you. I don’t even know you, but I know I’m better than you. Isn’t that crazy? The…

I’m in a super swing state so my vote is even more importanter than yours. And your vote doesn’t cancel Hannahs because I already called it and your vote was cancelled before you got the chance to cancel hers. Bet you feel reaaal silly right now

Well I wasn’t going to vote at all, but now I’m going to vote for Hillary just because it’ll cancel your vote and that’s funny to me. I don’t even like her

Nobody at deadspin or any related website seems to have anything other than the most remedial understanding of finance, yet they continue to write articles about it as though they know what they’re talking about; the lemmings are usually too stupid to notice.