Thank you for trying these out. The voters must have been stoned high school students.

There seems to be a new contrarian online circle-jerk about Mad Max. I think it comes from a place of pretentious superiority. “Oh everyone liked that movie? Well I didn’t.” If you look deeply within yourself, you’ll find that you liked the movie.

I hope they haven’t ruled out extending the suspension.

Tommy John surgery imminent

Easy. “thgyhgb recommended [insert here].”

Cashman is not a True Yankee^(TM)

“The protest was an unqualified success for everyone involved.”

That dog looks like a horse.

+1. I’m cryo-ing over here

Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

7earn it. 7ive it. 7ove it.

Darn it. He was on the road to recovery

Charming

.249 / .322 / .743

This ready like the journal of a confused schizophrenic

The only time most white people will hear “FREEZE!”

This kid looks like he is about to pee his pants.

LOL Smith machine bench-press. This guy doesn’t lift.

I couldn’t figure out what’s going on in this article.