Once the Nigerians learn grammar to go along with their perfect spelling we are doomed. The email scams will be undetectable.

I’ve got no sympathy for this sportswriter. He made an irresponsible bet that he’d be celebrating if he was on the right side of. Don’t make bets that you can’t afford to lose.

That was a clean hit, too. Heath shouldn’t have been penalized based on the NFL’s rules. Just goes to show how even ‘legal’ hits can cause devastating injuries.

What is the point in appealing? I doubt the MLB will back down from the one game suspension as it’s on camera, and it’s not like Harper can get it reduced.

The ukulele

Central Park isn’t like it was in the 1980s anymore. We don’t benches for people who inject themselves with drugs.

Steve Balmer approves of this celebration

Good. I can say that the Patriots are cheaters again.

I’ma let you finish, but Beyoncé had the best halftime show of all time.

TL;DR

Screw you. I want to vote and leave as soon as possible, not wait for some idiot to take a selfie.

Looks like they saw themselves on the jumbotron and thought, “BUSTED.”

That play was Jeter-esque.

I’m beyond stoked to see coverage of that rad catch on Deadspin! Ultimate!

giGANTic fail

Is there too much focus on the Inverted W as a contributor to arm injuries?

Wow. This guy is a complete idiot. He confirms that the cop is filming the whole conversation, and he still curses out the police officer and escalates the situation.

That’s total malarkey. Trump has no confidence at all. He has the lowest self-worth out of anyone running.

I subscribe to the theory that most pitching arms are a ticking time bomb and have a set amount of bullets in them before they explode. This drill seems insanely dangerous for his shoulder/elbow.

Let’s dispel with this fiction that Marco Rubio knew what he was doing.