No. Patrick left out the part about being 19 in 7th grade.

Jeets gave out a lotta gift baskets.

If it makes you feel any better, here’s a picture of a booze hound.

Lunch? What kind of communist shit is this? You get your parents to give you $10 every day and shop at one of our fine on-campus fast food restaurants.

That’s his sandcastle building cup. Nobody is allowed to touch his sandcastle building cup.

What do we want?!

I assume you guys were wanting an update. Yes, my good boy is still a really good boy.

Will you give it up already

Draper found this video at r/Dogberg, which is the only good subreddit and is filled with videos of dogs delivering Goldberg spears to humans.

It’s both mentioned and linked. And I wrote a piece about it on Thanksgiving.

Should have asked the person who showed you the pic where you could get the delicious looking recipe. If you’re gonna troll forced-birthers, go all in.

Silver constantly warned that this election was different given the volatility in the polls and the large amount of undecided voters. He also warned that there was a significant possibility that Trump would win the Electoral College, but would lose the popular vote. Nate Cohn at the Upshot, however, was completely…

Nate Silver’s model was the only one which gave Trump a good chance of winning. Take it up with the Huffington Post and Sam Wang; they gave Clinton close to a 99% chance of winning....

I’ll go back into my hole now. Sorry about showing up and trying to show support like a normal human.