I hear you. I’m in natural perimenopause and have been very lucky: no hot flashes, no night sweats, no mood swings. Just random, bizarre periods that are mostly ceremonial at this point and...

Then what would keep his hair from skittering away?

You know it would start with watching that volleyball scene and just slowly turn into a gay key party, right? I’m not judging.

Please further note that the $40.00 USA cap is available on his website with all proceeds going to his 2020 presidential campaign. Because why not right?