That was peak Deadspin. Seeing Cards fans on the interweb so upset for the whole year was brilliant

100% of Hollow_Logs didn’t know J.D. Power did anything other than award every car every award.

Aww, let him have his fun. Nobody goes to see a Phillies game to see baseball played “the right way,” or even the “professionally competent way.”

I became suspicious when no women appeared to be harmed.

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

why would the marlns want ellsburry?

I celebrated a pop up to deep center once in 8th grade, as it was the longest ball I had ever hit in little league. I have no regrets. I even asked my mom after the game if she had seen “how far I hit it” after which my friend in the car noted that I ended an inning with the bases loaded down two runs. I was Giancarlo…

When hitting for the cycle means striking out on a called third strike, a swinging third strike, a caught foul tip third strike, a foul bunt third strike, and being thrown out at first on a dropped third strike.

Man, are you gonna be pissed when either Cersei or Dany torches the whole city at the end of this season.

I will just leave this picture here. Note the scale.

It’s almost as though the destruction of that relic was symbolic of Cersei’s (and her retinue’s) lack of respect for history and tradition. Hmm.

Now the people who have sacked Patrick have themselves been sacked due to incompetence

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Also, Patrick died on his way back to his home planet.

the flame-breathing magical lizards hired to replace the earlier flame breathing magical lizards who were sacked after being killed by a ballista wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Those poisons can also take a while - like when Myrcella was able to get on a boat and have a long heart-to-heart with her uncle/dad before she died. There could end up being a lot of shots of a festering wound over the next few episodes. . .

He’s the hero for killing off the entire Dorne plot for good.

It has been consuming me.

Plus, the extended Missandei nude scene was pretty cool. Begs the question though, how does she return the favor? Bet it got real weird after the camera cut away. Also, Hot Pie spitting game at a girl he thought was a boy was very progressive of him.