Hopefully that fire doesn’t get out of hand. I don’t know how he’d be able to explain the damage to his wives.

Being a Marlins fan I remember the LoMo experience. He would get on a hot streak for a series or two and make you think he was finally playing up to his potential. Around this time is when you would encounter funny, likeable LoMo on twitter.

“I remember when I had 14 home runs,” Morrison said. “That was a month and a half ago.”

Hayward Prefers ‘Tics Over ‘Eat, ‘Azz

The ‘Tics? Fuck you and your dog too

Great, now I have to agree with Angel Hernandez on something. This sucks.

Yeah everybody. I posted before the update and misread it. I ask that you all show professionalism and respect when calling me a fucking idiot.

No. It’s saying everyone, even the head of the company, must treat others with respect. Horowitz did not. Thus, he’s fired.

Even before the LA Times clarification, I totally read this as “don’t be an ass-grabbing neanderthal, you douchenozzles”.

The quote actually sounds like Jamie did some bad shit, and that was a coded way of alluding to it without mentioning a specific incident.

Another possibility: LA Times is saying this related t sexual harassment: http://www.latimes.com/business/hollywood/la-fi-ct-fox-sports-jamie-horowitz-sex-harassment-20170703-story.html

That’s not what he’s really saying though, right? Isn’t the implication here that Horowitz acted unprofessionally and that’s the reason behind his firing?

I look forward to Horowitz blessing HGTV with new argueshows like “Shiplap Upside Your Head” and “Unintelligent Design”

I read it as a cryptic way of suggesting Horowitz was fired for some kind of inappropriate behavior, but your explanation makes sense as well.

This may sound terrible, but it isn’t unprecedented. In 2014, former Mariners catcher Jesus Montero was a perfect 31-for-31 at Baskin-Robbins.

I just don’t get why you wait until after the draft to do this, especially if you are under the suspicion that only Phil Jackson wanted the French PG.

Nah I got it, wonderlick. Some test that’s supposed to determine how smart you are.

Wait, Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard? Gosh, that’s the kind of thing you think might just occasionally be mentioned in an NFL broadcast.

I’m pretty sure I can trust years of watching Fitzpatrick throw picks in Buffalo, Houston, and NY while constantly being reminded how super smart he is because he went to Havahd.

When pressed, Fisher says “has 7-9 good stories he could tell about Vince. But he is working hard every day to make them more competitive.”