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You know how every president ages like shit during their term? This is going to be the administration where we all age like shit.

Apparently, Brandon isn’t happy the Reds didn’t retire it or something?

“So there’s this hit movie everybody’s liking. Can we just report that?”

“Don’t be silly. We’re all about getting old white folks scared and angry. Find something they can be offended about. “

“Well, she doesn’t have star-spangled panties anymore . . . “

“Bingo. Run with that.”

And then I’m gonna go up to my fourth-floor apartment and continue to do whatever the hell it is I want to do.

I can’t help but feel the initial Ukraine tweet about France was made specifically to facilitate this course of events and gif. I approve.

big idiot’s beef

I’ll raise you one Gaby Sanchez clothesline...

The Nats announcers have decided that since Buster Posey didn’t intervene soon enough it means that no one on the Giants likes Strickland.

I don’t get the first part (the Barry Bonds bit).

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Yeahhhh, I kinda agree with John Thompson on this one.

You can see your literary prowess shine through in this comment. Yuengling shouldn’t be on this list, and Stella Artois, while definitely in the bottom percentile of best beers from Belgium, is still heaps better than Miller, Heineken, Corona, Blue Moon, ... Maybe actually try the beers you write about instead of

He has a valid point though

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

I want to read the shorter “Texans’ D hates Brock Osweiler” article that will timely emerge in 2021 or some shit.

Hell, otherwise known as Sheffield Avenue.

The first five “offensive demonstrations” are actually just suggestions for new Redskins names, right?

What a horrible article. Most of these beers are considered crap anyway... so how can they be "over rated." For example, Miller High Life's rating on RateBeer.com is 1. That is 1 out of a possible 100. So if it is over rated should it be a 0.5? or 0?