Personally, I think this shows major progress on the part of Montero. Earlier in the year, he'd have just thrown an empty ice cream sandwich wrapper.

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Mark Sanchez feels this way about women.

A majority of the men who died under U.S. management were natives to the area. Only 350 of the U.S. deaths were white Americans.

There's actually good evidence that the pyramids were built by well-respected paid laborers, not slaves.

This wasnt a kids movie, really.

"It's true your honor, this man has no dick." One of the best movie insults of all time :D

The best line is at the end: "Kids, this was a library. It's like a printout of Wikipedia where you have to be quiet."

The pillsbury doughboy was the cutest

They will do ANYTHING to get people to stop focusing on the name controversy.

More importantly, driving while high is dangerous to other drivers and pedestrians.

This is really touching. She'll be shooting significant others through bathroom doors in no time.

Nice, a smartwatch that is dumber than a regular watch.

UGH!.! If Tim Tebow started in his 1st game, and not his 14th game, think of all those DB's on opposing teams whose starting jobs might have been saved!!1!1

What about that time the Japanese killed 400,000 people in China with the plague? Or the mass rape and then mass murder of 300,000 at Nanking? Or when they infected Zhejiang and Jiangxi with typhoid, plague and cholera, killing 250,000? Or there's that time when they did live vivisections and weapons tests on 12,000…

To be fair, Dresden was much, much worse than Hiroshima.

Worse than the 1 MILLION casualties the U.S. military planners predicted if we'd had to invade mainland Japan ? (an uncle on my father's side was a Naval officer on Adm. Nimitz's staff during the war, and was involved in planning this).

Or the name of a Star Wars Expanded Universe villain