The ugliest thing about that line is the sac bunt after two straight walks to lead off the inning. Why give away an out to a team that can't throw a strike?

Ortiz is fuming and will now walk the entire diamond on his next HR.

And here is the necessary GIF.

What's really galling is the media's unwillingness to point out a blatantly obvious fact (Jon Stewart, notwithstanding):

I was at the game. It was awesome. I particularly enjoyed the one they did for Johnathan Papelbon.

yeah stating you're with AL QUEDA should never be taken as a threat by an airline. I mean, why would it?

That's the type of complacency that gets people killed.

"I'm white, so it's totally okay!"

Jeff Francouer has also been the victim of a career long prank where he believes every pitch is a strike

I always thought that vaseline was applied to make one side of the ball heavier, which would make it dance.

Nothing to do with steroids. This is, and always will be, baseball. I would guess you have never pitched at any level of the sport.

So you're the one.

I find myself naturally rooting against the White Sox or anyone on the White Sox, only because Hawk Harrelson deserves no baseball happiness

Deadspin's obsession with Yasiel Puig = ESPN's obsession with Tim Tebow

I think you mean "The 4400," but A for effort. :-)

do those zombies invade crimea?

I've come to the sad conclusion that I'm apparently the only human being in 2014 who finds the whole zombie phenomenon boring (and its popularity perplexing).

And I bet some dickhead usher was still saying "No no no. You can't sit here; your tickets are for the upper deck!"

If Richard Sherman were't so fucking talented he would be booted from the league for being this intelligent and outspoken. Kudos to him for using his position in the NFL to speak truth to power at the possible expense of an early retirement.