ideally, you'd have to do this with any team event: bobsled, curling, certain speed-skating events, etc. where only "one" medal is awarded to the top 3 teams.

"I'm taking my talents to South Venus". -LeBron

I'm going for the inevitable moment when Lebron leaves the Toons for the Monstars

I'm getting a little tired of the constant tut-tutting about NBC's Olympics coverage (not just from Deadspin, either). It's a curiously conservative sentiment: things used to be better. Did they? Haven't they pretty much always been like this? Certainly on NBC, if it's a "concept pioneered and perfected...over the…

christ..no wonder greg was so determined to escape him

Horrifyingly, yes. I know SVU likes to rip from the headlines, but this reads like it was ripped from SVU.

"At least he's not gay."

I think the outdoor training was based on an expectation of the Sochi venue's roof collapsing.

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

I feel like every labor story in the other three sports just serves to point out how strong the MLBPA is. It's stunning.

To be honest, this makes me really uncomfortable. I just don't know how I feel about a Congress actually doing something.

My brother used to be a hockey player, but now he shifts on line and makes $7,268 for 1 second of work.

RT @Mark_Sanchez: @vsestito32 what's your situation?

Why was Rob Manfred allowed to get away with using the fact that Rodriguez declined to take the stand as an indictment of his guilt?

I work with a guy named Matt Schaub, and everyone is very surprised that he's excellent at his job.

When I worked at Borders circa 2000 this same thing happened; someone replied all to a company wide email, and then this began. The highlight was some low level guy who replied all calling everyone "retreads" for replying to all. He, and a number of people who corrected his spelling AND called him a retard were fired.…

I was tempted to joke that this incident "stopped the presses," but there have been so many newspaper closures that the plural is no longer appropriate.

Apparently the sworn testimony of over hundreds of commuters, Pentagon staffers and Arlington residents who watched the plane physically hit the Pentagon didn't happen, either. I used to work at the Pentagon with folks who were in the building or who watched the jet fuel ravaging flames engulf coworkers... listening…

Can you really blame him? Letting Bush take the fall hasn't failed him yet.

As someone who lives five minutes from the Pentagon, I can tell you yes, it did happen, and yes, you are a gigantic asshole for asking.