The last flight I was on a teenager was sitting next to me with denim cutoffs that showed like half her underbutt and, when she stood and bent over slightly, the back part of her labia majora. It was too fucking much.

Because she has a mole/dimple on that side of her face and not on the other, which she thinks is cute.

A brother and sister (8ish and 12ish) sitting in front of me on the Los Angeles red line. Little brother whimpers and without a single word exchanged the sister reaches in his mouth and yanks out one of his baby teeth. Gives it back to him, wipes her bloody fingers on the seat, and he spends the rest of the ride…