Reasonable my ass: here he is acting like a pouty toddler when confronted in his stance of disallowing rape crisis counselors from telling rape victims they are allowed to have abortions. There’s nothing moderate, adult, or redeeming about this vile, dishonest cretin.

Uber isn’t competition for private car ownership, anymore than the airport Super Shuttle is.

In their defense, you clearly have a chauffeur-like air about you, since you use phrases like “a mite peeved.”

DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING HORSE CARS.

I read this as Highpower Horse Cars, which sounds much more like a typical Torch article.

*Perhaps he meant the team principle of not taking out your team mate...

*A four time world champion who is still likely to be good friends with your team principle.

Dat camber.

What I am really amazed at is they are getting traction at all while driving upside down.

The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.

NEMESIS!!!!

As a M’s fan I remain cautiously, skeptically, nervously, and tentatively optimistic.

am i doing it right?

From the linked story:

Oh, FIGJAM. You made a couple errors here. First, there is more than one Cleveland in the US. Second, there is no “North Cleveland” in Texas. The sign you are misinterpreting is saying this exit is for US Route 59 North, going towards Cleveland, TX. Honest mistakes I guess.

Mad props for that top shot Andrew. You’re doing God’s work.

I can’t stand Alex Goy - I’m sure he’s a fine as a human being but I find his simpering presenting style grating. Like he’s never seen a horrible car in his life, or he’s in a paid informercial, or everything is the greatest thing ever.

IT’S EVEN IN MY NOTIFICATIONS YOU GUYS

They went to St. John’s. Let them have this.