You must recognize those same qualities in yourself every time you pass a mirror.

next they are going to cover the wheels. then race for 24 hours straight, in france.

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“But when I examined the accident scene, I saw only one set of skid marks. It was then that Satan said ‘That was me trying to kill you. I just installed some new Toyo Proxes on my BRZ and I never broke traction, brah. Sticky as fuck.’”

this IS funny, but South Sudan is one of those countries where “I really had to get out of there and I didn’t care how” should probably be accepted at face value

Oh, this is about exercise and not compressing my actual misery.

I know, right? What the hell is 17:30?

If they match with me, I just assume they are fake

PistonHead’s Chris Harris to me. Then /Drive.

Ricciardo looks like a guy having the time of his life.

I’m waiting for Curt to start selling his own brand of cheap mock English coins. The headline will be awesome:

I have a theory. Based on what I’ve read, and that itself was probably at least a decade ago, the main difference procedurally between EU and ‘Merican safety testing is that in the EU the dummies are sitting with proper posture and snug seat belts, while the US has more casual crash dummies. Now that could all be BS…

doesnt that mean they first have to be fucking him in the ass? Although my lingo may be somewhat out of date. Either way.

Do they offer specials for Cinco de Cuatro too?

I think Oscar Robertson was right and the old guys were tougher, just imagine how many wet spots Wilt Chamberlain slipped on without injuring himself.

The comments section is where Gawker writers learn about their topics

“Don’t tell the Captain I didn’t ticket the driver for the tinted windows.”

Cross the bridge into Cape May proper and it is almost as if you aren’t even in Jersey anymore.

Technically this would only be true in a situation where all 28 players were available at the same time (28 choose 5 = 98,280). The number of actually available lineups was somewhat fewer given that an NBA roster has a max size of 15.

Considering almost all of the “evidence” of the affair is either circumstantial (like the Instagram post, which could have just been an ill-timed measure), or comes from “unnamed sources,” it might be a good idea to hold off on any definitive finger-pointing right about now.