Nah surgery is still cooler.

All doctors are diagnosticians. I believe House is supposed to be double boarded in Infectious Disease and Nephrology.

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Haha came here to say this is some Torchinsky shit

All I know is the bunnies are fucking adorable

I think you have literally described the average American male

It’s strange and hard to understand. Nuclear safety failures are spectacular but infrequent; people fear the spectacular but infrequent far more than the mundane but frequent. This is a widely understood flaw/feature of human cognition.

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I love the fact that the brass got off scot-free and the lower-ranking guys got busted. Classic hierarchical organization bullshit.

The amber requirement ruins every design, regardless of placement

I’m pretty sure I’m worth less than $120m

Well obviously studies on safety and efficacy of amphetamines for certain indications have been done, and studies on safety and efficacy of cannabinoids for certain indications have been done, but no study has been done to compare "prescription levels of dextroamphetamine" with "average dose of [cannabinoids] from…

Probably because nobody has ever done that study

$650 for a Lexus? Shit, sign me up

Can I borrow $80k (or whatever this costs)? I swear I’m good for it.

Everyone knows you're not paying for speed in the Aston.

I encourage you to threaten to sexually assault people's families on the street and report back how that works out for you, since evidently everyone ignores it and trots on.

Alonso complains less than any other driver on the grid. I don't understand why people dislike him.

Attempted murder sounds about right. It's a reasonably expected outcome

If a Formula 1 driver is one of the biggest embarrassments to the human race ever, I'm interested to hear what you think of murderers, rapists, and other upstanding humans.