Umm, usually by the time someone is examining my feet they've already been up close and personal with my vagina so it's really a moot point. Fuck I hate science journalism.

@exelizabeth:

I can do it too. It's so gross whenever I get talked into doing it cause then when I pull my hand out it's covered in spit. Hot!

@BiscuitDoughJones:

@loves_NoelFielding:

@serreca:

@BiscuitDoughJones:

Hmm, you're right, Jess. I won't send you hate mail, but that's a pretty fucked-up/narrow-minded assertion there that is offensive to me on a couple of levels.

@Archetype:

Yesterday, I was walking through this really icy length of sidewalk and when I made it to the other side without falling I turned to my friend and said, 'I owned that shit!' (I have a chronic falling-on-ice problem.)

Oh wow. I seriously get so angry and defensive when anyone says anything against MIA. She is a fucking deity.

@tunamelt:

Whatever, bitch. My grandma gives better head than your grandma.

@Reluctant Financier:

I have been pushing Mike Gravel for 6 months and the only thing anyone ever tells me is that I'm crazy! Thanks Megan!

This just makes me sad. We are in a downward spiral.

Did Kim Catrall drop out of the SATC movie and Heidi had to jump in?

I kind of love Ann Coulter because I think that if I hated poors and browns and women and gays, then she and I would be the same.

Not to be a hater, I realize you half to do like 12 posts a day or something, but can half of those posts not be science journalism? We all know that 99% of these studies are ridiculous bullshit, so, uh, let's not.

@La Pauline: