Public service announcement: Don't go from butt to vag. I mean, I know everyone already knows that, but sometimes you're young and drunk and the next day your urine sample looks like a tequila sunrise.

I love finding articles like this because then I can pretend like there's a real reason for my vegetarianism other than I was sick of hot dogs the summer after 4th grade and it just kind of stuck.

The main thing I got out of these is that I wish I lived in LA. It is fucking cold here.

on=at...WTF

I spent a summer on Oxford...and yeah. The only people I was fucking were not even English.

@LaNera:

@yanee:

Oh I loved this book! I hardly remember the plot, but I was just thinking the other day about when Cal has to trace his feet on a piece of paper to get them specially made for his fat feet cause he would run around with the laces undone.

@notaclevername:

@SinisterRouge:

@J.D.Regent:

I love how racially confused Disney is. But I guess Arabs aren't allowed to be celebrities so you gotta get J.Lo and Marc (at least they're brown!) and we killed all the Indians.

Ok, looking at this again a little calmer I may have misread it. Apologies, Jess!

Jess, WHAT THE FUCK. I'm looking for the words to express how fucked up this post is. BRB.

@JennaW:

So I'm taking this undergraduate writing course and the other day we had to review each other's work and I think this guy might be in my class. Actually, I think he might be every guy in my class! (I hate "writers.")

Unrelated: So I was just thinking about Corey Worthington (as I often do because like "everyone," I "love it") and whatever happened to the Jez high school correspondent from like forever ago? I was totes looking forward to that.

I guess I should click, I am pretty concerned about Nick Denton's finances.

Remember that time when Mischa Barton had period blood on her pants? I remember a little sympathy, but a lot less moral outrage.

My boyfriend loves the scrunchie thing! Just kidding, I don't have a boyfriend.