So maybe it's cause even though I'm 22 I still think of myself as 18 (i.e. if I meet someone who is 28 I think, "Ah, 10 years older than I am"), but I'm loving this kid. (According to him I'm not alone: "I have. Everyone has. They love it," on taking a "good, hard look at himself") Sure he's a fucking idiot, but I…

It's funny cause when I was a freshman in college I was high a lot and then I got kinda fat and so I decided to but these 100 calorie things—I think maybe the shortbread ones cause it was the only kind they had then. Long story short, I was still getting high and I ended up eating an entire box in one sitting. And…

@athertonmerriweather:

Whatever happened to the weekend editor?

So I'm totally in love with you and everything, Slut Machine, I mean you opened my eyes to the wonder that is Zesty Taco and Chipotle Ranch Doritos, and I think you should be free to fuck whomever you want however you want...but what do your parents think???

@jezebeljess:

@1edyfirel:

@HeatherNumber1:

@jezebeljess:@Bollywhaaa:

Sorry, I couldn't see the comments.

testing?

@durgalicious:

@meglovesyouxx:

@jezebeljess:

@J.D.Regent:

I'm such a woman—I hate this cause I just feel bad for the loser. Except Edwards cause he and his wife are such fuckers—but then she has cancer and his son died so I feel bad again!

@TruculentandUnreliable:

@Fatdogsmells:

Havaianas?

So is it now okay that I just ate half a tin of Williams and Sonoma peppermint bark since I had a spinach salad for lunch? Am I a hot chick??!!