Can we all just take a moment to silently thank Darren Star for dropping Carrie's cocaine story line for the TV show? Cause that would be a car wreck that even I wouldn't want to watch.

Wow, that was one of the most well articulated points of view on this subject I've ever read by a celebrity. I might have to start watching her show. Didn't she steal Martha's ugly astronaut boyfriend though?

"The Kardashians cannot be fucked with!"

You know what I hate? When brown people come to this country and then complain about "racism"! I mean, hello! We gave them a place to live! Shouldn't they have known what they were getting into!

One of the biggest regrets of my life is when I was on this "weekend getaway" with some friends and everyone went to the local country store except for me (I was like hungover and tired or something and not that into country stores) and the FUCKING CASHIER had FUCKING TOURETTES! Every day I am pissed at myself for…

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ZOMGZZ Jen Steele! She's a "Fashion Assistant" now? God, I miss Miss Seventeen. Greatest trash TV ever. Other things I miss: Jen Steele's braces. And I think she is someone who actually was born with that baby stripper voice Kathy was talking about.

ZOMGZZZ...this is like better than when I learned how exponentially more amazing peanut butter and chocolate are when combined.

I'm totally late to this, but I am the motherfucking expert on the Girl Scouts. I went to camp every year growing up, my mom was our troop leader, and I was a camp counselor for three years.

I know I'm a cynical bitch, but shit like this (conservation through consumption) always strikes me as, well, bullshit.

I think I just creamed my panties.

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