@Clar:
@Clar:
Cats: They're just like US!
Tracie, I think we are leading parallel, messy lives.
I just do not get Tricia. Parisa: defintely insecure and thus mildly annoying, but to have more hate for her than anyone in the entire world? I don't get it. That was un-fucking-believable when when Tricia said that shit about her parents calling and I thought Parisa responded really well to it.
I feel so betrayed by her newfound thinness, but so comforted by her enduring drunkenness. Lily is still my girl.
@foree:
Michael Ondaatje...The English Patient anyone?
So when was the last time we heard ANYTHING about a male celebrity's virginity?
The heartland of America feels disenfranchised? Have they met the president?
I spent some time dating a dude who didn't drink, but it was cause he was a recovering addict/alcoholic, which was a kind of different spin on the whole thing. And by "dating" I mean "fucking" so it didn't really affect our "relationship" too much.
Ugh, I wish my internships had whored me out! I guess impoverished NGOs and stuck up universities just don't have the time or money for that. Luckily, I'm not too bad at whoring on my own.
I have spent way too many hours fantasy browsing the tiny AP shop in Heathrow Terminal 4. To be honest, not a huge fan, but their perfume is bomb.
@missmay:
@missmay:
@dayglo:
Speaking of phone sex, Moe...can we sometime get a reprint or something of this phone sex article I remember reading about?