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Cats: They're just like US!

Tracie, I think we are leading parallel, messy lives.

I just do not get Tricia. Parisa: defintely insecure and thus mildly annoying, but to have more hate for her than anyone in the entire world? I don't get it. That was un-fucking-believable when when Tricia said that shit about her parents calling and I thought Parisa responded really well to it.

I feel so betrayed by her newfound thinness, but so comforted by her enduring drunkenness. Lily is still my girl.

Michael Ondaatje...The English Patient anyone?

So when was the last time we heard ANYTHING about a male celebrity's virginity?

The heartland of America feels disenfranchised? Have they met the president?

I spent some time dating a dude who didn't drink, but it was cause he was a recovering addict/alcoholic, which was a kind of different spin on the whole thing. And by "dating" I mean "fucking" so it didn't really affect our "relationship" too much.

Ugh, I wish my internships had whored me out! I guess impoverished NGOs and stuck up universities just don't have the time or money for that. Luckily, I'm not too bad at whoring on my own.

I have spent way too many hours fantasy browsing the tiny AP shop in Heathrow Terminal 4. To be honest, not a huge fan, but their perfume is bomb.

Speaking of phone sex, Moe...can we sometime get a reprint or something of this phone sex article I remember reading about?