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Ok, fuck that crazy chick from earlier. I want to be as happy as Mary J. Blige.

Oooh a couple more I forgot to hit!

Oh wow. I realize I'm super late to this, but I just can't pass up commenting on the abundance of ignorance on this post! However, it also kind of reminds me of this girl the other day who asked me if I thought all black people looked the same and I couldn't even respond because, where do you even start with a

Like looking in a mirror.

For the first half of high school I was pretty busy being all fuck-you-I-didn't-want-to-go-to-your-fucking-dance-anyway but I guess I went through some kind of transformation over the summer of 2002 and by homecoming junior year I was all rhythmlessly grinding my ass up on boys, the first being some very pink dude who

I used to be all "ZOMGZZ I WOULD NEVER!" about this, but then I was "dating" (and by dating I mean banging) this dude who was AMAZING in bed and constantly begging for it and one night, after a few too many pints, I let him go for it. And it was fantastic.

I love her so much. For anyone who hasn't read them, two of the essays from this book which were published in the New Yorker:

Does she look a little less scrawny here to anyone else?

What I do love though, is the size of Lohan's thighs. Coming of the coke (allegedly) sure has filled her out.

I'll be the lone dissenter...I love Dr. Rey! (In a way.) While he's

Ugh...I loathe Rachel Zoe. Her whole look (hair, tan, fugly dress

You can actually board a plane without ID...I have done it (I lost

Hey, my parents met at work! Thirty years later it's still going okay for them.

I actually went the opposite, and then back again on my prom night.