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“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Why do all the hockey fans live on the same side of tow—

Remember Baseball Stars? Used to love that game; Black Sox all the way, baby.

Would a bread bowl be considered a soup sandwich......?

I wonder if this will eventually surpass firing Marilu Henner in Week 10 of Celebrity Apprentice 6 in the annals of history.

The secret formula for decoding Trump White House/Trump statements is to view all statements about outsiders as a direct confession.

Rod Salka is the exact kind of name a tomato can like him should have.

Donnybrook remains undefeated as the most underutilized word in the English language.

DONUTS IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM!!!

“Impressive.”

Shut it down.

Home steals really are the best.  Bennie “The Jet” Rodriguez agrees.

That picture is fucking me up. I’m not that old.

Holy shit, how old is Albert Belle now? Wait...how old am I?

Woosh.