goddamnit I love that pizza.

I don’t want to. And you can’t make me.

he’s only a year older than me but why is his face so wrinkly?

I think the better question is if they care that that’s not how any of this works.

Thank you for using the term “anti-choice” instead of the obnoxious “pro-life”. Seriously.

this rply to his tweet has made my Friday

so you’re saying if i take the chick and turn it into a single-serving little chicken nugget, i will reabsorb all the negative energy? how is this not a scam?!

is it because the chick will have absorbed all your negativity?

Are we allowed to say that I think Haim is boring and overrated?

at least spring for the popcorn shrimp! what are you doing!?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND IT.

ALSO SAME, BLAKE.

anytime I hear that someone is a fan of Ayn Rand, it immediately sours me on them.

So, do they like read Atlas Shrugged to each other by the glow of solar lighting?

rare photo of Lincoln Chafee

Honestly, I would that he were president. This saltine cracker of a human would be infinitely more suited to the presidency.

who else rolls their eyes when Americans use “whilst”? shut up, lizzy grant.

i have nothing to add except that he is so cute i love him.

that is...a really good point that somehow had never occurred to me.

He looks like a drowned rat!