what an adorable deplorable...

AHHH I noticed that, too!

I do miss their variety of chocolate flavored milks and superior sweets. And those little half-sized packs of cigarettes.

I thought I had outgrown that stage of my life. I purposefully lived in the UK for a year to cure myself of this! Vaccinations don’t work!

It was so gd charming. I hate myself.

he looks like a pimple that is about to pop.

I’m enjoying this too much.

that chicken is taller than me.

is it jackfruit that you tried to turn into vegan pulled pork?

sounds like a good way to fail all your classes, tbh. keeping you in school forever! how am i gonna pay back my loans with interest if i’m in school for ten years? thanks obama.

Bannon and Miller are on record admitting that the “travel” ban isn’t so much about terrorism as it is about ensuring our “national identity” i.e. whiteness.

It’s like Kenneth Parcell’s mom said, “Let me die in an emergency room with a treatable disease like an American.” 

I just made too much noise in the office disapproving this hat.

cruise through Whole Foods on a weekday night. that’s where they congregate.

My long-term goal is to age as gracefully as Ann Curry is aging. She’s so gorgeous.

you know what.

ugh. Matt Lauer is one of my problematic dad crushes. he’s so reedy. i’m a bad person.

This is very easy:

The hair is the best part!