The problem with “Commander in Chief” is that it sounds like she just listened to P!nk’s “Dear Mr. President” and rearranged some words.

If you’re an avid hiker you definitely take note of those things. I imagine her daughter has seen her in hiking gear before and would remember what she was wearing.

Knowing the exact model name may be a bit much, but no, I don’t think it’s weird to remember what brand of coat she owns. 

I’m glad OnlyFans is primarily a visual platform because voiceover work is not her forte. I’ve heard sexier line reading in shampoo commercials.

Wait, I thought it was a hoax? 

I always wonder how this goes down too. Does the star tell people on set not to make eye contact? Does their manager get it written in the contract? Is it just an unspoken rule like you just get a vibe with some people that you shouldn’t look them in the eye? 

Wait Tom Green and Andy Dick are not the same person?

It was mostly fan encounters or lesser known guests that I read those anecdotes from. There can definitely be a sense of entitlement with celebrities and I don’t think it’s fair to expect a warm hug and an “OMG it’s so nice to meet you!” every time.

Ya, this is why I kinda rolled my eyes at some of the stories. There’s no excuse for toxic work culture or full on nastiness that has been reported. But there were a handful of people who were just like, “She barely even said hi!” or “She didn’t know my name!” She can’t be expected to be besties with everyone.

I think a lot of the outrage is honestly just people having fun kicking someone when they’re down. Every year we pick a new person to pile on and this year it’s her.

oh i know. hence why i included the disclaimer.

This might be an unpopular opinion...but do we really need Lori Loughlin to go to prison? It’s nice schadenfreude, but it’s not justice for anyone. Just make her pay a few million in scholarships and then if she refuses to do that she can go to prison.

Oh they already have 

So it’s Kelly Clarkson without the singing. Ellen’s on her way out and being replaced by a couple of bubbly white women doing THE MOST. I’m kinda here for it. 

Don’t we already have like 7 Bring it On sequels? Or are we rightfully pretending those don’t exist? 

All of the above? I think it’s just the lack of self-awareness and transparency that does it for me. The amount of obvious effort that goes into manufacturing ridiculous drama. They rarely, if ever, acknowledge their privilige. The fact that Kim gets lauded as some brilliant businesswoman. That Kylie was labeled a…

Ya I think people often forget how much of a bubble Twitter is. Ellen’s key demo is not media savvy millennials. 

That’s incredibly optimistic of you. 

I laughed way too hard at “khapter”. 

Oh don’t worry, I’m sure there’s a spinoff already in the works somewhere.