She isn’t ‘better’ than SNL. Simply put, she is in no way, shape or form, a good fit for SNL. By this, I mean that she seems to have a complete and total inability to make fun of herself. Every other cast member isn’t afraid to inhabit characters and look dumb. If she had been able to write a pathetic character that…

You had me at crap. If you have so much crap, you need to hang your crap from slats on a wall, then your crap is just crap, including those slats, which are crap and look like crap. Hey! Look at my crap all crapped up on the crappy wall. Sorry, wall, you’re not crappy. You’re shelter. You serve a purpose, unlike all…

Dude thought he was smart and was gonna catch his girlfriend in bed with another dude. Instead he was dumb and caught a bullet.