(Congress goes into recess next Thursday and returns on June 4, after Labor Day.)

I really don’t understand the point of these comments. Every single time climate change comes up, some weisenheimer has to pop up and say “the planet will be fine guys it’s just the humans who will die” as if that is in any way helpful. Like, you’re not even being clever, it’s such a tired talking point by now.

It’s looking like Daenerys is going to set the city aflame by accident and then disappear on dragonback, Arya and the Hound will sneak up for Cleganebowl and regicide but Arya will fail, and Cersei will flee on the road before coming across Jaime (who will kill her, then fall on his sword). Then Jon shows up a la hour…

There it is.

Walk around it in traffic or walk around it by trying to take your bike through the tightly packed cars onto the sidewalk and piss off the pedestrians?

Sounds like Bird and Lime don’t like having their business model disrupted.

Not as much as you have inside your three day old underwear.  

GAHHHHHHH

no. 20% is an extremely generous tip. Call me a fucking jerk all you want. Tipping is stupid and sexist, and we should be pushing for a change that sees servers paid a fair wage and doesn’t put customers in that awkward situation of tipping. IT DOES NOT CREATE BETTER SERVICE. And you know what? The 2% they’re shorted…

It’s amazing how many people apparently are incapable of reading an article before commenting. No one’s saying get rid of all highways. 

This isn’t a call to destroy all of the highways in the country. The point is to eliminate them needlessly passing right through the hearts of downtowns (looking at you 20/59 currently being completely reconstructed through Birmingham, AL) which creates physical and, weirdly enough, often economic barriers which divide…

Um, no.

Most stadiums already have a coat check room or something similar, where they can hold a too-large backpack for free. Charging for it now is just a cash grab

I had a roommate who was such a worthless degenerate. Someone else in the apartment moved out, found this guy on Craigslist, and I didn’t have a say in it. Motherfucker didn’t even have a bank account, which should’ve automatically disqualified. Anyway one time, I come back from a week’s vacation, to see this guy’s…

“There’s less rules than on planes, and nobody gets dragged off through the aisle like on a plane. People have more time to go nuts and do crazy things.”

Because “Attractive San Diego Party Girl Who Gave Up Cocaine To Fleece Millennials on Instagram/YouTube by Pretending To Be Vegan Pissed Off Real Vegans by Going Off Brand” was a shitty headline.

Correction:

Why are you throwing away bacon fat?!

Not having a dog or any pets does seem like a pretty sweet setup.

I’ve been lucky to work with bosses who prioritize and relish their time off and who encourage their team to do the same. We all work hard and work overtime when we need to, but we can also log off and stay offline without guilt.

My apartment has a fantastic view for watching the world go by, and I frequently just…