In suburban/ exurban/ rural Minnesota:

You dare disrespect the ORB

This is going to sound like grandpa Simpson shouting at a cloud, but I’m going to say it anyway:

It’s this fad of not putting away your toys that needs to die out sooner rather than later.

The big difference is that there’s actual enforced laws for autos. Yeah, they do their fair share of bad, too! No one’s a saint. But should you try parking your car on an access ramp for the sidewalk for any length of time, it probably won’t end well.

Student Choice Vouchers. Because poor and inner city kids don’t deserve a chance and teachers are replaceable worthless cogs that hold no value.

I still can't believe the Tigers couldn't cash in a world series with that rotation with Verlander and Scherzer and Porcello.

Don’t forget Right to Work. 

The fuckstains had complete control of the state government for 8 years and didn’t do a thing to improve the roads.

@ Donkey Lips: “The stadiums are designed to distract you no matter what age you are, even when players are at-bat.”

Yea oliver has really been Orange Man Badding a little too hard for the last year. He really needs to diversify his news stories a little more.

For the most part it becomes “Fuck republicans: The TV show”.  He’s been a little better in this regard recently.

no its aliens

The data is pretty clear, the right hasn’t really drifted much further right over the last 20 years, the left however...

finally someone else who remembers reality. Twitch is currently the nazi propaganda disseminating site De jour for radicalizing innocent children and vulnerable teens.  

He’s a Dem Soc. So the second.

Oh yeah, because your dad’s friend yelling about Democrats at your parents’ 20th anniversary party is how real millennials got informed.

Sooooooooooo....a big chunk of voting block young men?

Perhaps the true iron throne was the friends we made along way. 

The full honeycomb jackass brothel joke:

I think it was a fairly satisfying finale. Did all the characters receive the outcomes they deserved? Absolutely not. But I guess I’ve been through enough of these not to expect that. This is, after all, a tv show.