They relegated those women to less prestigious awards like Editor and Fan Writer.

After a while, it turns into "The dead goblin didn't have any answers for him, and the gaping mouth gaping loosely open made it look about as stupid as Forex was feeling"

Somebody must have mixed it up.

For what it's worth, here's a further breakdown of the Sad Puppies:
Best Novels: 3 white men.
Best Novella: 5 white men
Best Novelette: 4 white men, 1 ambiguously Indian man.
Short Story: 3 white men, 2 white women.
Best Related Work: 5 white men
Best Graphic Story: 1 white man
Best Editor (short form): 4 white men, 1 white…

In what world is Brad a moderate?

Hoyt and Correia are Portuguese. Now, I went to a college in southeastern Massachusetts where at least a third of the student body was of Portuguese descent, and I'm pretty sure they're white.

You say that ironically but he actually believes it does. To paraphrase a blog entry I can't be fucked to look up: Credentials? Education? Pfah, my superior IQ makes me right. Evolution isn't real.

Don't worry, you aren't missing much.

Right before you kick him in the balls, say "This is for Solei, you no-talent shitcamel!"

Did anyone else think the CIA secretly wanted Kovacs dead?

Who are the Russian equivalents of O. Henry and Alanis Morissette?