That might be the only thing to change his mind

How does Jason Miller decide where to stop shaving?

Yeah that’s some fuckin bad Internet right there, Melly-moo.

get some rest KellyAnne

So let’s update the string of descriptors for this fucking asshole. He’s profoundly stupid, genuinely evil, endlessly greedy, selfish as fuck, and an abject, yellow-bellied, scum-sucking, dead-eyed, tiny-handed coward.

this. it is both terrifying and reassuring that so many of my countrymen are so, so desperately fucking stupid.

JESUS DONNY THE THREE POSSIBLE ANSWERS ARE IN THE FUCKING QUESTION

Folks, THESE are the fucking garbage-ass people who put Trump in the White House. I encourage you to take note of their names and faces, and make sure they die by firing squad after the revolution.

Trump, King of the Garbage People

What a sad, sad motherfucker.

Calling it right now: incel Trump supporter

Dead, hopefully.

This is the Great and Terrible Truth behind the Big Lie the “masters of the universe” tell us about themselves.

Insofar as they’re both mammals, yes, you were close.

Then by all means, don’t!

This.

Do you mean the Dow, Trump, you fucking unbelievable moron?

This doesn’t even exaggerate his dumbass manner of speaking at all.

This. This makes all the difference.

That is EXACTLY what’s going on.