How stupid are people to keep taking them to the bank?

Maybe Bannon will give him some pointers

Holy shit that’s low, Chris.

The high road leads to Trump-mandated camps. Fuckin go ahead and make fun of me, IDGAF.

Not much better.

D’awwwww. You gonna be alright, snowflake? Need a safe space from all the FAKE NEEEEEEEWS?

Mitch McConnell can’t tell when a woman is faking an orgasm

He’s such a dejected turtle.

Too late, fuckface. Your “yes” vote is on the books and will be used against you in the midterms. Happy MAGA.

It’s like someone told him he could never have romaine leaves and strawberries ever again

lmao McConnell is soooooo blooooooown. His little stutter step as he walks away, unfolding his arms in a slow-motion daze of confusion and dejection.

Dejection incarnate. His little stumble as he walks away, seven shitty years of his shitty, worthless life gone in the flash of a down-turned thumb.

Decorum. Remember that? DJT doesn’t know the word or what it means.

Fuck you, Pickle, you little shit!

Oh I’m sure that’s true.

I employed the same casual lack of concern you did.

Ooooooooooooooh shit. Money-where-your-mouth-is time, Trump!

That would be redemptive and awesome.

I hope people are taking note of what a bunch of fucking incompetent morons the “masters of the universe” are. That’s the Big Secret. If you’re white, and male, and mean, and born fortunate, you can be dumber than shit and “succeed” in life.

Let me try and explain it to your dumb selfish ass in small, easy words even you might be able to understand: